Here are some of my fav t-shirt slogans:
--Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.
--It's Better To Have Loved & Lost Than To Live With The Psycho The Rest Of Your Life
--With Luck & Planning I'll Retire at 149
--I'm only wearing black until they make something darker.
--Good Morning is an oxymoron.
--My mind's been gone for years. I hardly miss it.
--I work for the fun of it. It sure ain't for the pay.
--Am I getting older or is the supermarket playing great music?
--They say I have A.D.D. but they just don't understand. Oh Look! A chicken!
--Most of the people who drive me nuts are in my family.
--I've stopped listening-why haven't you stopped talking?
Love them!
ReplyDeleteHave you seen my own T-Shirt collection with unique Ranger Tom sayings?
The "dog-eat-dog world" one is an all time fav! :)
ReplyDeleteI can relate the the "retiring at 149" one! ~ jb///
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