Me: “Police Department, how may I help you?”
Caller: “Yes. I’m over at the truck stop and there’s a girl here selling perfume. But she’s going around to all the truckers and flashing them. I think she’s selling more than perfume.”
Me: “Alright sir, I can dispatch an officer. Can you describe the girl to me?”
Caller: “Oh, about a B cup. Not too bad but nothing you would want to go home and brag to mom about.”
Me: “Er…what about her hair color and skin color?”
Caller: “Oh…I guess your question makes more sense now."
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Laugh For The Day
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the caller probably propositioned her and got turned down, lol!
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ReplyDeleteAnd of course it could ONLY be a man to answer the question like this. ;)
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