Thursday, February 25, 2010

Laugh For The Day

From Not Always Right:


Me: “Police Department, how may I help you?”

Caller: “Yes. I’m over at the truck stop and there’s a girl here selling perfume. But she’s going around to all the truckers and flashing them. I think she’s selling more than perfume.”

Me: “Alright sir, I can dispatch an officer. Can you describe the girl to me?”

Caller: “Oh, about a B cup. Not too bad but nothing you would want to go home and brag to mom about.”

Me: “Er…what about her hair color and skin color?”

Caller: “Oh…I guess your question makes more sense now."

4 comments:

ordinaryjanet said...

the caller probably propositioned her and got turned down, lol!

cmk said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

meleah rebeccah said...

AAHhahaahahHHAhahhahahahahah

cmk said...

And of course it could ONLY be a man to answer the question like this. ;)