Thursday, February 25, 2010

Laugh For The Day

From Not Always Right:

Me: “Police Department, how may I help you?”

Caller: “Yes. I’m over at the truck stop and there’s a girl here selling perfume. But she’s going around to all the truckers and flashing them. I think she’s selling more than perfume.”

Me: “Alright sir, I can dispatch an officer. Can you describe the girl to me?”

Caller: “Oh, about a B cup. Not too bad but nothing you would want to go home and brag to mom about.”

Me: “Er…what about her hair color and skin color?”

Caller: “Oh…I guess your question makes more sense now."


Anonymous said...

the caller probably propositioned her and got turned down, lol!

cmk said...


meleah rebeccah said...


cmk said...

And of course it could ONLY be a man to answer the question like this. ;)