Saturday, June 16, 2007

MORE Things To Do When You Are Bored

-Ski Kansas

-Sleep in freefall

-Kill a Joule

-Test thin ice...with a pogo stick

-Apply for a unicorn hunting license

-Crawl

-Invite the Mansons over for dinner

-Paint your windows

-Watch a watch until it stops

-Flash your goldfish

-Paint

-Smile

-Paint a smile

-Flirt with an evergreen

-Rotate your garden...daily

-Shoot a fire hydrant

-Apologize to it

-Pretend you're blind

-Plant a shoe

-Sweat

-Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil

-Turn

-Take your sofa for a walk

-Write a letter to Plato

-Mail it

-Start

-Stop

-Dial 911 and breathe heavily

-Go to a funeral...tell jokes

-Play the piano...with mittens on

-Starch your shoes

-Polish your Calvin's

-Contemplate a cockroach

-Get a dog to chase your car

-Let him catch it

-Investigate the Czar

-Form a political party

-Have a political party

-Climb a sidewalk

-Sharpen a carrot

-Get diagonal...with a good friend

-Interrogate a gerbil

-Annoy yourself

-Get mad at yourself

-Stop speaking to yourself

-Be a side effect

-Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley

-Duck

-Redecorate...your garage

-Develop a complex

-Try harder

-Hit the deck

-Cut the deck

-Put legwarmers on your furniture

-Scheme

-Sit

-Water your family room

-Stay

-Cause a power failure

-Roll over

-Wriggle

-Play dead

-Donate your brother's body to science

-Find a witch

-Burn her

-Ask why

-Regress

-Sleepwalk without sleeping

-Go bow hunting for Toyotas

-Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids

-Jump back

-Play to lose

-Scalp a street light

-Have your car painted...plaid

-Read a tomato

-Sharpen your sleeping skills

-Watch a game show...take notes

-Put out a fire

-If you can't find a fire, make one

-Interview a cloud

-Play tiddlywinks...go for blood

-Play basketball...in a minefield

-Crumple

-Translate Shakespeare into English

-Skydive to church

-Cheer up a potato

-Do aerobic exercises...in your head

-Play cards with your swimming pool

-Pinstripe your driveway

-Play Kick the Fire Hydrant

-Harness chipmunk power

-Build a house with ice cubes

-Call London for a cab

2 comments:

Burg said...

These made me snort!! Where are you finding these??

cmk said...

I wish I remembered where I found this list! I will surf the net, find something, copy and save it for a rainy day, and then not remember WHO to give credit to when the time comes to post it! If anyone actually knows where these came from, I would GLADLY give credit where credit is due. Besides, it MIGHT be interesting to know the person who came up with these. But then again, it might not--a strange mind did this list. ;)