WHOA!

I really don't want to know what kind of clientele you service if you have to put this sign in your window:

(via passiveaggressivenotes.com)

TMI To The Max

The other night, I went to Office Max to pick up some printer paper.  As I hadn't been in the store for quite a while, I walked through all of the aisles to see what there was to see.  (I have an obsession with office supply stores--I HAVE to have a 'talk' with myself before I go in them or I will spend far too much money.)  Anyway, I stopped to look at the mouse pads in the computer accessories aisle and I saw this on the packaging of several of them:

"...stain and odor resistant..."

Thank you, but I DON'T want to know WHAT you are doing if you need a stain and odor resistant mouse pad.

Funny...With An ICK Factor

The Youngest posted this as a status update on Facebook yesterday:

To Whom It May Concern,
I do NOT appreciate being handed Boob money. If that's where you normally keep it fine, but please take it away from your body before you are in front of me! I don't like knowing where it was - just something I don't need to know. Okay thanks!

That made me chuckle, but then The Oldest, who worked at a bank, wrote this:
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You ...don't WANT to know where people keep their money - or DO with their money! :-o

Ewww, ewww, ewww!

I am one of those people who washes her hands the SECOND I get into the house.  I can't stand to think that I might bring any kind of a germ into my place.  Now I have to think about the money I have to handle at different times.  I guess I will go to my debit card ALL of the time from now on!

Status Update 6

I checked Bed Bug Registry and have found NO reports of bed bugs in the hotel we will be staying at this weekend.  Can I breathe a sigh of relief?