That made me chuckle, but then The Oldest, who worked at a bank, wrote this:
You ...don't WANT to know where people keep their money - or DO with their money! :-o
Ewww, ewww, ewww!
I am one of those people who washes her hands the SECOND I get into the house. I can't stand to think that I might bring any kind of a germ into my place. Now I have to think about the money I have to handle at different times. I guess I will go to my debit card ALL of the time from now on!