The other night, I went to Office Max to pick up some printer paper. As I hadn't been in the store for quite a while, I walked through all of the aisles to see what there was to see. (I have an obsession with office supply stores--I HAVE to have a 'talk' with myself before I go in them or I will spend far too much money.) Anyway, I stopped to look at the mouse pads in the computer accessories aisle and I saw this on the packaging of several of them:
"...stain and odor resistant..."
Thank you, but I DON'T want to know WHAT you are doing if you need a stain and odor resistant mouse pad.