Wednesday, July 28, 2010

More 'Not Always Right'

Yeah, I think some people are too dumb to be allowed to reproduce.  Case in point:

(A customer walks in with 5 magazines under her arm.)
Customer: “Hi, how much does it cost to laminate one A4 page?”
Me: “That’ll be $0.10.”
Customer: “Great and um, about how many pages are in a magazine?”
Me: “I’d say about 100.”
Customer: “Great, so 100 multiplied by five is 500 hundred right?”
Me: “Yes, it is.”
Customer: “So 500 multiplied by $0.10 would be $50.00 right?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am.”
Customer: “Yeah so can you like, laminate each page in the magazine?”
Me: “Why would you want to do that?”
Customer: “So I can read them in the bath.”

via Not Always Right.


meleah rebeccah said...

Ahahahahahahah! OMG! Ahahahahahah!

cmk said...

This person must have trouble walking and breathing at the same time...

Ranger Tom said...

Time to cull the herd...

cmk said...


kristi noser said...

Oh my stars. What a nerf.

cmk said...

But once the clerk was done shaking his/her head, you have to wonder how long the laughing continued. And if the clerk was female, did she wet herself? :D