I know you love your kids and I'm happy that you think they are the greatest--as you should--but not all of us feel the same. I don't need to hear that your kid just had its first haircut (with 100 pictures), learned to say "Hi" (with 20 minutes of audio), or spit his/her first carrots in your face (with an hour of video). YOU might find all things that your kid does are the funniest, smartest, most interesting, etc, but I don't. To you, your kids are cute, clever, beautiful, and geniuses, but to the rest of the world, they are quite annoying. If you continue to inundate Facebook, Twitter, and your blog with every 'accomplishment'--and believe me, pulling the dog's ears is something EVERY child does--I WILL unfollow you. And I expect you to do the same when I go overboard about my grandchildren. Thank you for your time and now I will turn you back to your regular schedule.
***Yes, I realize that I don't have to go through the pictures or watch the video, etc. And I don't. This is aimed at those people who can't see that others don't share their fascination with their kids and continue to shove them in our faces at every opportunity--and get mad at those of us who DON'T find their kids to be the greatest to ever be put on this earth.