Monday, December 08, 2008

Making Monday Better

Well, A got another one of those phone calls today. It was SO good that she had to call during her lunch hour--which she NEVER does. And here goes:

When A answered the phone, a woman was on the other end. She was quite distraught when she began her story. Seems she has a goldfish. Said goldfish was floating on its side, but still moving its little fins a bit. She wanted to know what she could do about it. Considering the fish was on its way out AND considering goldfish are a dime a dozen, A told her there wasn't anything they really could do for the fish. That was when the woman uttered the best. line. ever. Are you ready? And then she asked:

"Well, if I bring the fish in, could you put it to sleep for me?"

It just DOESN'T get any better than this. :)

4 comments:

meleah rebeccah said...

that is total comedy! HA!

cmk said...

I thought it was worth sharing. ;)

kristi noser said...

Sure, bring it in we'd be happy to charge you $50 for a flusher!

cmk said...

kristi: That is EXACTLY what my husband said! :)