Well, A got another one of those phone calls today. It was SO good that she had to call during her lunch hour--which she NEVER does. And here goes:
When A answered the phone, a woman was on the other end. She was quite distraught when she began her story. Seems she has a goldfish. Said goldfish was floating on its side, but still moving its little fins a bit. She wanted to know what she could do about it. Considering the fish was on its way out AND considering goldfish are a dime a dozen, A told her there wasn't anything they really could do for the fish. That was when the woman uttered the best. line. ever. Are you ready? And then she asked:
"Well, if I bring the fish in, could you put it to sleep for me?"
It just DOESN'T get any better than this. :)
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that is total comedy! HA!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was worth sharing. ;)
ReplyDeleteSure, bring it in we'd be happy to charge you $50 for a flusher!
ReplyDeletekristi: That is EXACTLY what my husband said! :)
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