Monday, August 24, 2009

An Actual Conversation

This occurred the other day:

Me (to K): I'm going to the bathroom.*

K: Have a good time. Write if you stay long.

Me: If I can find something to write on, I will. Don't know how it will be delivered 'cause the cat has gone back to bed.

K: Oh, she'll be down to deliver it. It would be a special delivery.

Me: Well, if you're sure. I would hate to not have a way to get it to you!

We have SO much fun here! ;)

*There are three reasons why I announce my intended bathroom visits:

1) We have only the one bathroom**, so I want to let him know it will be occupied.

b) So he will know where I am in case I'm needed.

III) So he will answer the phone if it rings. Otherwise, the call would go unanswered because he won't get it. As he says, "It isn't for ME!!"

**We have a half bath in the dungeon--otherwise known as the basement--but I won't use it unless it is a life-or-death situation.


kristi noser said...

Wanna know what I thought was funny about this post? 1) b) III).
But you probably saw that coming, huh?

cmk said...

No, our conversations aren't all that entertaining, but after 36 years they ARE comfortable. ;)

My problem with numbering like that? I don't know where to go after III). :D

Anonymous said...

Sounds a little like conversations in my house! At least you have a desperation destination-we only have 1 bathroom here. You either hold it or go in a bucket in the basement.

cmk said...

A reality show called 'A Day In The Life..' would be the world's shortest ever if it was filmed in our household! :) We may not be exciting, but we ARE consistent in our dullness.