Saturday, September 19, 2009

Police Log

These aren't really of the 'so funny I almost wet myself' variety, but they are strange in their own way.

--11:10 AM, boa constrictor escaped cage and house. Later found coiled underneath stove.

I DIDN'T want to know this. I live in my own little world and THAT world has NO boa constrictors anywhere closer than 3,542 miles from me.


--8:50 PM, large gray squirrel stuck in bird feeder, freed by officer.

I wonder what day of officer training this was taught?


--8:53 AM, rock thrown through window.
8:54 AM, brick thrown through vehicle window.
8:15, PM, tree branch thrown through window.

I guess the incidents escalated.


--11:14 AM, lost Nintendo in parking lot about two weeks ago.

So, did this person expect the cops to do anything about this after TWO fricking weeks??? Unbelievable.

4 comments:

ordinaryjanet said...

Gee, people must think the cops don't have much to do if they think the cops can trace a lost Nintendo after two weeks. Reminds me of the reports I occasionally read on Yahoo News about people who call 911 to complain about unbelievably frivolous things.

That window-breaking...wonder if it was the same person who broke 'em all? sounds like somebody is really mad at someone.

cmk said...

After reading the nonsense of these police logs, I have an admiration for the cops and dispatchers that knows no bounds. I can't imagine how much restraint these people have to have in order to deal with some of this nonsense!

The window breaking: I wondered the same thing. It just seemed so odd that so many incidents happened in the same day.

meleah rebeccah said...

these are still pretty damn funny!

cmk said...

I guess some people just need to get lives.