Monday, March 22, 2010

Vajazzling

I KNOW I'm out of the loop. I KNOW I'm a hick. I KNOW I don't pay much attention to things that aren't hockey. But HOW did I miss this one? Vajazzling. As in 'adding Swarovski crystals to your lady bits.' Yeah. If you need to read some more, you can find an article here. Now I know for sure: If I live long enough, I WILL have heard everything.

6 comments:

ordinaryjanet said...

Yup, this is definitely one for the "I don't think I want to know" category! I was hoping the article would talk about placement and adhesion. Wimps! Now I'll lay awake at night wondering how and where.

Wouldn't those things catch on your undies? Though people who jazz up their privates probably wear thongs or go commando. I imagine you wouldn't be able to wear pants with zippers, though.

cmk said...

I kind of watched a video and it went a bit further in explanation, but not all that much. (I'm pretty sure you can probably find a NSFW site that goes into graphic detail, but I'm not searching for it. ;))

I, too, wonder how those can stay on if you wear underwear and/or pants of any kind. The only way that nothing would 'catch' would be if you went commando while wearing an equivalent to the famous Marilyn-Monroe-standing-on-the-sidewalk-grate white dress. Yeesh!

meleah rebeccah said...

WHAT THE....

Um. *shakes head* Are you serious?

*runs to google*

cmk said...

Yup. Seriously...

ordinaryjanet said...

what's next? hair extensions for "down below"?

cmk said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! LOVE it! :D