Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Police Log

I haven't done one of these for a while because there really hasn't been any activity of interest.  I blame the weather.  But, I happened to find a couple of things to post from yesterday and today.  Enjoy! 

--10:44 PM, suspicious situation, smell of gas or butane, inexperienced grillers
First, how embarrassed are those 'inexperienced grillers' right about now?  And how much fun are the cops having with THIS one?  :D

--9:42 AM, three foot plastic Uncle Sam statue taken from yard, yellow toy dump truck left in its place
I KNEW there was a reason the sheep lady took the sheep in at night--she's afraid they will be replaced by yellow dump trucks!

--4:10 PM, porcupine walking along street, then in a tree
So, are we about to get an iPap app for porcupines now?

--5:25 PM, report of vulgar music being played from teenager's car
Was it more vulgar than MC5's 'Kick Out The Jams'--which began "Kick out the jams, motherf***ers!"?  Just another song from 'the soundtrack of my life.'  :D

And then we have the 'are these at all related?' calls:

--10:18 AM, lost cat

--12:33 PM, found white cat
Let's hope that the 'lost and found' was the same cat and he/she got home safely! 


meleah rebeccah said...

the porcupine one cracked me up!

cmk said...

I've SEEN porcupines in the wild, they aren't all that fast. So, whoever called this in HAD to be following the poor thing for quite a while. I don't get it...

Anonymous said...

wonder what creature that spotter will report next?

cmk said...

Let's just hope it isn't a skunk...