Police Log

I haven't done one of these for a while because there really hasn't been any activity of interest.  I blame the weather.  But, I happened to find a couple of things to post from yesterday and today.  Enjoy! 


--10:44 PM, suspicious situation, smell of gas or butane, inexperienced grillers
First, how embarrassed are those 'inexperienced grillers' right about now?  And how much fun are the cops having with THIS one?  :D

--9:42 AM, three foot plastic Uncle Sam statue taken from yard, yellow toy dump truck left in its place
I KNEW there was a reason the sheep lady took the sheep in at night--she's afraid they will be replaced by yellow dump trucks!

--4:10 PM, porcupine walking along street, then in a tree
So, are we about to get an iPap app for porcupines now?

--5:25 PM, report of vulgar music being played from teenager's car
Was it more vulgar than MC5's 'Kick Out The Jams'--which began "Kick out the jams, motherf***ers!"?  Just another song from 'the soundtrack of my life.'  :D

And then we have the 'are these at all related?' calls:

--10:18 AM, lost cat

--12:33 PM, found white cat
Let's hope that the 'lost and found' was the same cat and he/she got home safely!