Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day, seven days a week?
A: A widow.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Wednesday?
A: Tell her a joke on Monday!
(I was born blonde, so I can tell blonde jokes.)
Have a fun week!
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LOL! That's funny! As for your construction woes, I feel for you, but also agree, that you won't have to deal with unexpected company :)
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