--5:02 PM, man in apple suit assaulted
THIS just leaves me with SO many questions. The first is: WHAT is an apple suit?
--2:17 PM, helicopter landing
Now, this isn't that funny until you realize WHERE the helicopter was landing: at the National Guard Armory.
--9:46 AM, report of vagrant living on property, turned out to be kids building a fort
SOME people just don't have lives. Like ME!!! :D (No, I didn't call this in.)
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The police blotter in the town in Arizona where I lived was 80% reports on dogs barking, with the other 20% Recently transplanted Californians complaining about coyotes...
ReplyDeleteWe REGULARLY have the dogs running loose--and sometimes cats--as well as loud parties, etc. For the most part, the logs are boring, but we do get these very interesting and hysterical ones several times a week.
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ReplyDeleteI await the day when someone calls in because there is nitrogen in the air. Gonna happen someday.
ReplyDeleteYour police logs are the funniest things I have ever heard in my whole entire life because THEY ARE TRUE.
ReplyDeletekristi: Why not? People have called about the sun, and the lake, so why not nitrogen in the air? :D
ReplyDeletemeleah: Someone should REALLY write a book. The city could get a good amount of money--after all the slogan in this town is "anything for a buck." :D