Saturday, September 09, 2006

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

As I was paying for my purchases at the grocery store last night, a 40-somethingish man came into the checkout behind me. He placed his items on the counter: a bottle of Jim Beam and a bottle of baby oil. I don't want to know.

5 comments:

Red said...

EWWW! Oh my GOD!

Wouldn't it be funny if he was legitimately picking up the baby oil for his kid or something, and then afterwards thought about what his purchase looked like? Ha...

Ranger Tom said...

"...There I wuz, tied to her bed..."

Red said...

How did you stand there and not giggle like a 5th grader??

kristi noser said...

I had to laugh at myself one day when I realized my purchases were a Fry Daddy and size 3x sweatpants
Um, yeah...

Doug Bagley said...

Sounds like someone was going to have a funky night with or without a partner,LOL!