Saturday, May 27, 2006

A Public Service Announcement

WATER VS. WINE

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Doo Doo
WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE!

It is better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.

Have a nice day...

1 comment:

  1. Well, that does it for me!!! No more water once I pop out this kid!!

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