--4:35 PM, in-laws drove by residence making hand jestures
Whoa--family problems!
--5:00 PM, two lawn chairs, not resident's, left in yard during the night
WHY call the cops????
--5:23 AM, drunken man in hot tub refusing to leave
Okay, for THIS I probably would call the cops, too. And what the hell was he doing at 5:23 in the morning, DRUNK???
--9:30 AM, vehicle rummaged through, nothing taken
If nothing was taken, why call the cops?
--3:27 PM, caller reports her ceramic pig is in the river
I have no words.
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um. why cant they just remove the chairs?
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