"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Keith's rep said it was said as a joke. "Said in jest. Can't believe anyone took [it] seriously."
Why wouldn't anyone take it seriously? The man would probably put the Pope up his nose if he was able!
ReplyDeleteJebus!
ReplyDeleteHe looks like one of Drangs characters.
I REALLY don't think I would want to meet him in a dark alley--OR a brightly lit room, for that matter! Yeah, he sure looks like 50 miles of bad road!
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with old rockers and missing teeth? Have you seen the most recent pix of Eddie Van Halen?
ReplyDeleteHey boys, find a dental office and go buy some freakin' teeth!
And, y'know, take some more drugs, cuz they make you look gooood.
Why don't they have Keith on one of those drug billboards? I'm sure the meth lady could use the break.
That picture of him looks like he is carved out of old stained wood. Isn't he supposed to be playing Johnny Depp's father in the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie? He looks the part.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what his family thought about him snorting Papa? *shivers*