Great Insults

On Frozen Blog has come up with a great idea: a contest to find the best insults hurled at a ref during a hockey game. Some people are so damned creative. Here are some of my favs:

--If you had another eye you’d be a cyclops!
--Save a Deer: Shoot a Zebra
--Bend over and use your good eye!
--Hey ref, I thought only horses slept standing up!
--I’m blind, I’m deaf, I want to be a ref!
--Hey ref, I’m leaving with your wife — even she’s disgusted with you.
--Hey ref… get off your knees! you’re blowing the game!
--Were you the lookout at Pearl Harbor?
--Even PETA agrees - KILL THE ZEBRA!
--Hey ref, I think I’ve got your cell phone here… it says you have a bunch of missed calls!
--Hey ref, wanna borrow my phone so you can make a #$&%ing call?!?
--Hey ref! Next time buy dinner before you screw us!
--Smith! Your own mother doesn’t even love you!
--Hey ref - go back to Foot Locker!
--Hey ref! While you were out takin’ a whiz, there was a hockey game goin’ on!!!
--Ref, you suck like a newborn calf!!

And my favorite--yelled out by a 70-year-old woman:

--Hey ref — you must be pregnant, ’cause you’ve missed three periods!

You have GOTTA love your job to put up with this kind of abuse! :)