Friday, July 03, 2009

Assclown Defined, Part 3

See that picture over to the left? He is the newest member of my Assclown collection. Why, you say? Here is the story from the Erie Times-News:

"The Canadian Football League fined Toronto Argonauts receiver Arland Bruce an undisclosed amount for "excessive actions" during his tribute to Michael Jackson after scoring a touchdown.

After scoring on a 21-yard pass that put Toronto ahead 6-0, Bruce removed his helmet, shoulder pads and uniform top, then laid down in the end zone. Bruce said he was honoring the memory of Jackson by pretending to be buried.

Referees gave Bruce two objectionable conduct penalties for his actions in the game, which the Argonauts won 30-17 Wednesday."

I mean, REALLY????????????? Yep, he's an assclown.


Ranger Tom said...

Assclown is a good name... Or just plain old Dumbass.

cmk said...

The first time I read the word Assclown, I KNEW I had to save it and use it for very special people. ;)

Anonymous said...

"What an ass" can't even begin to describe his actions. I'd find some way to off him from the team.

cmk said...

After reading this, I couldn't help wonder if his being an ass isn't the reason he plays in CANADA and not the NFL.