Wednesday, July 01, 2009

My Toilet

When I move from this house, I'm taking my toilet with me. It needs to be repaired--it has a leak from the waterless tank (?)--but it is simply the best toilet I have ever used. The Turboflush 2000 (NOT its name, but should be) would flush a small animal down if it accidentally got stuck in the water. I have NEVER seen anything so powerful in my life. As a matter of fact, I tell everyone to NOT flush while sitting--I think the suction that would come from the flush would be enough to make a person stuck. And THAT would be a good story for the EMT's--but NOT one you would want repeated about yourself. When we bought this toilet, I had serious doubts as to how good it would be because it is a low-water flusher. I was concerned for nothing. I have never seen another toilet like this one, so I guess I will HAVE to take it with me.

I REALLY need a life if this is all I can find to do a post about. :D


Queue For Toilet

7 comments:

Ranger Tom said...

Nothing like having a favorite throne...

Where I do all my deep thinking.

meleah rebeccah said...

I totally want your toilet bowl. And with my 'issues' I would really appreciate something THAT powerful!

cmk said...

RT: And this is where I do all of MY deep reading! ;)

Meleah: And now into the TMI realm: I could only plug the damn thing a handful of times--and since changing from Charmin to Scottissue, it hasn't happened!!! And I ALWAYS use WAY too much TP. (Another one of my neurosis from childhood.) I guess this will have to be another blog post. ;)

ordinaryjanet said...

I'm surprised a low-flow toilet has that much power! I thought they all had to be flushed twice to get everything down.

cmk said...

Honestly, Janet, that's why I HAVE to take it with me when we move! ;)

kristi noser said...

I think for fun you should flush while sitting. Not only would it provide some excitement for the EMTs in your town but you would end (!) up with a sweet ass-hickey.
Think about it and let me know.

cmk said...

kristi: And I'm SURE it would make it into the police logs--written in ALL CAPS!!!! :D