Charmin Roll Size Guide
1 Regular Roll--176 sheets
This size roll is for the single man who has no visitors other than his mother once a year. Let's face it, anyone who has done a man's laundry has seen the 'skid marks' in the skivvies. A single man will NOT go through a lot of toilet paper.
1 Big Roll--352 sheets (equals 2 Regular Rolls)
A single woman who has gone through menopause will do nicely with this size roll. Seeing as she no longer has extra 'cleanliness' issues, having twice as much TP as a single man should work--and she will STILL have to change rolls 10 times more often.
1 Giant Roll--440 sheets (equals 2 1/2 Regular Rolls)
Single women before menopause, or married couples, can use this size. Just because a man is in the house makes no difference: see the first comment.
1 Mega Roll--704 sheets (equals 4 Regular Rolls--AND needs a special 'extender' for the holder)
Anyone who has kids cannot get anything smaller than this. The chances of the kids going through this in less than one day are slim--mothers KNOW how long a kid is supposed to be in the bathroom! No matter if the kid is doing some extra 'paperwork' or trying to see just how plugged up s/he can get the toilet, the mother will get there before the entire roll is gone.
I realize that according to my guide, I should not have to buy anything bigger than the 'Giant Roll,' but that is becoming a problem for me. See, I usually buy my TP at WalMart, but they have not carried this size for awhile. So, after all of the calculating I had to do, I'm left with having to buy the 'Mega Roll.' Trouble is, it is so big that I have to be careful that the paper doesn't yellow with age before I get a chance to use it all! NOTHING is easy.
LMAO!! I love this!!
ReplyDeleteI want to know where you found the TP graphic at the bottom... It's too cool!
I'm glad you were able to laugh--thanks!
ReplyDeleteThe graphics I have been inserting lately--including the TP--are from an extension I have installed to my browser. I use Firefox as my browser, so the extension 'Smiley Xtra' won't work with IE--sorry. The whole collection is really quite neat--of course, I truly LOVE the hockey ones they have! :)
Kate, that is too funny--you and your OCD crack me up. I tried the Megas once but found that it is wound so tightly, the paper rips off too easily. I am a double roll girl. Nothing bigger, nothing smaller.
ReplyDeleteJust in case you wanted to know.
:)
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