Can you believe it? Two days in a row! :)
--Monday, 12:33 PM, car alarm going off since Saturday
Excuse me?!?!?!?!?! You wait TWO FREAKING DAYS to call about a car alarm that is blaring? WHERE is the logic?
--3:37 PM, squirrel in fireplace
Really now, is THIS a problem for the police?
--8:19 PM, disorderly juveniles swimming and climbing flag pole
Why would swimming be bad? I think this is just very badly worded.
--1:45 AM, destruction of property, people writing in new cement
I understand the destruction of property call, but HOW long does it take for cement to harden? This happened at 1:45 in the MORNING! I'm sure the cement was poured MANY hours before that!
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I think this may be one of the best descriptions of love/marriage I have ever seen. Funny, but true! :D
think how bored the night shift would be if it weren't for these calls!
ReplyDeleteI'm reading that and thinking 'who puts a flag in their pool?'
ReplyDeleteI really wonder how they can keep from laughing their asses off half the time. I know I would just lose it.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, burg, I thought the exact same thing but couldn't put it into words so succinctly. I guess my mind really IS going. ;)
ReplyDeleteI think a squirrel in the fireplace is a good thing!
ReplyDeleteESPECIALLY if there is a fire going! (Now let the PETA people start slamming me! :))
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